lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

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openlyawesome:

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openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

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mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

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WHEN I REALIZE HOW AWKWARD IM BEING IN A SITUATION SO I TRY TO FIX IT BUT I ONLY END UP BEING MORE AWKWARD

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