You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!
Just put a fucking pancake in your shoe just fucking spend 10 minutes cooking yourself a delicious breakfast and then shove it in your shoe and walk around on it all day you piece of shit
some cats are different.
some cats make me so happy
THis is adorbs
hes like ‘wuht its just water.’..’see its nothing’
omg i remember a few months ago i was kind of idly listening to a news report and the reporter was saying, “officials still don’t know how the woman mysteriously died; there seems to be no cause of death and the only unusual thing was a leftover smell of sulfur” and i just sort of slowly looked up
I only accept sexts in iambic pentameter
Thy beauty is beyond all earth’s compare;
Pray tell me, lover mine, what dost thou wear?
d ONO T TYOUCH ME